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SHORK IS THERE

I just want to level up the stupid casual coin as I play matches that allow changing teams.

flabbergasted that the Manmelter playing the flame-sucking animation while firing a crit wasn't mentioned

Service Medal gang!

Man I remember the first time I played TF2 back in like 2013, I joined some random upward server and I was... unexpectedly good. Not great, just surviving and killing a bit more than i should have for a brand new player. I figured out the commands pretty quickly and I tried to call a medic with full charge to uber me, but no matter how hard I tried, he wouldn't pop it or move in. At some point I realized I was playing rather late, and all of the human players had logged off except me, meaning I had been fighting against bots for probably most of my time. It was very soul crushing realizing I only started doing anything of value once I was the only one actually playing.

Lol there's a good reason they hotfixed that. Being able to go mach speed as heavy with no real downside made heavy into an absolute MONSTER. Yet, still pales in comparison to release tomislav, so...

now thats gonna leave a mark

Why always spy

The Jar.

average loser online player vs average chad training mode player

RIP guillotine combo. Running that and the old BFB, you were LITERALLY unstoppable

There qas a PS3 version of TF2. Never knew.

Mario is jealous

Scout Idea 1: "The Boston brigandine" +25 Max health +15% Damage resistance +Increased knockback resistance +Decreases meter loss(for the Baby face's blaster) -15% movement speed on wearer -10% Jump height on wearer -replaces secondary Scout Idea 2: "The workout's cooler"(Melee) +Alt-fire causes scout to open his water bottle to take a sip of water, restoring his health like a medium health pack +Weapon has 4 uses before needing to refill at supply closet Weapon damage increases and swing speed decreases the more water is in the bottle Weapon damage decreases and swing speed increases the less water is in the bottle -Replaces Melee

the reason why the wrap assasin ball does inconsistent damage is because (at least I think) it creates a small explosion, an that means the max damage could by increased by multiple enemies

Soldier idea 1: "The Fallout" (Rocket Launcher) +300% Blast radius +150% Damage bonus +Projectiles travel in an arc +Projectiles cannot be reflected +Explosions knock away enemies -75% Clip size -50% max primary ammo on wearer -Rockets can damage teammates as well as enemies -25% slower reload speed Soldier idea 2: "The arms race" (Melee) +Replaces melee with rocket powered gauntlet +Alt-fire ignites the rocket, initiating a charge +Deals guaranteed crits upon successful charge impact +100% Damage Bonus while charging -Cannot turn while charging -Must recharge via supply closet after use -25% Swing speed

Fempyro real!?

Pyro Weapon: "The Plummers copy" (Flare gun) +Shoots a fireball that bounces off surfaces +On hit: Ignites enemies -Fireballs disappear after 5 seconds after shot -No random critical hits

Demoman weapon Idea 1: "The Scottish surprise" (Stickybomb launcher) +50% Damage bonus +33% Explosion radius +Sticky's detonate automatically when enemies are detected nearby -No random critical hits -5 max stickybombs out -Wearer cannot manually detonate stickybombs Demoman weapon idea 2: "Pipin' hot dreams." (Grenade launcher) +On hit: Ignites enemy with afterburn +Grenades that explode leave an area of effect for 5 seconds that ignite any enemies that walk through it +50% Afterburn damage -15% Damage penalty -50% clip size

Heavy Idea 1: "The Speedsters imitation" (This is a joke weapon to be used for the "Fat Scout" loadout) +User gains +5% movement speed and +10% Jump Height per kill(Stacks up to 5 times) -Replaces Minigun Heavy Idea 2: "The Juggernaut" (Armor) +50 Max Health on wearer +20% damage resistance +Increased knockback resistance +Alt-fire initiates a charge(Similar to the demomans) +Charge collision knocks away enemies +50% damage resistance and immunity to knockback while charging +Wearer cannot be backstabbed -Replaces Secondary -Charge cannot end abruptly(Once initiated you're going straight ahead) -Cannot turn while charging -Slows character and marks them for death for 5 seconds upon charge duration ending/colliding with an enemy

Really I want the not auto balancing if there's less than 60 seconds left, stop targeting parties for auto balance, and stop trying to auto balance if 1) the difference in players between teams isn't greater than 2 and 2) it needs to wait maybe a minute or two to see if it can populate the empty slots and not initiate the balance if players are connecting. That and it'd be nice if it was less likely to target defending engies and medics

Engineer weapon 1: Sentry replacement +Replaces sentry gun with a flame turret +Turret shoots flames at a foe inflicting fire damage and afterburn(Naturally) +25% Burn time from turret +50% Burn damage from turret +Enemies lit on fire by your turret will take mini-crit damage from you +30% fire resistance(Turret exclusive) -Turret has shorter range than sentry gun -Turret cannot turn 360 degrees -Turret can damage you(and the same burn damage and time buffs apply as well) Engineer weapon 2: Dispenser replacement +Replaces dispenser with a wall of cover +200% building health(Wall exclusive) +33% damage resistance(Wall exclusive) +Each level increases the radius of coverage the wall has +Explosions/Piercing weapons cannot penetrate the wall(If you're hiding behind it and a soldier fires a rocket at the wall the splash damage will not hit you) -Wall building cannot heal you -Wall building cannot provide ammo -Wall cannot be moved once deployed Engineer weapon 3: Replaces Dispenser +Replaces dispenser with building armor +50 Max health on wearer +25% damage resistance on wearer +25% increased metal gain from ammo packs +Armor Repairs itself passively -15% movement speed penalty -10% jump height -Armor repairs cost metal Engineer weapon 4: "The little less gun." +Replaces pistol with wrist mounted mini sentry +Mini Sentry automatically locks onto and shoots targets in radius +Mini sentry deals mini-crit damage to enemies being shot at by player -Uses metal for ammo (5 metal per shot) Engineer weapon 5: "Boom bassa boom" +Replaces Sentry with large explosive artillery +Sentry fires a powerful single shot at foes in range(Roughly 250 damage per shot) +50% Building health +100% Sentry Radius +Artillery shots damage enemies nearby area of impact(Like a standard rocket) -200 build cost -50% building speed -Building cannot be upgraded -Building cannot be moved once deployed -Building can damage teammates/buildings caught in the blast radius Engineer weapon 6: Dispenser replacement +Replaces deployable dispenser for a mini-backpack dispenser +5 Health regen on wearer +Heals nearby teammates +5 Ammo regen on wearer +Restores Ammo for nearby teammates +50 building cost +33% dispenser range -5% movement speed -Cannot be upgraded -20% Heal rate

Medic idea: "The harvester" (melee) +On kill: Medic steals the soul of the enemy mercenary(Can store up to 5 souls) +Using a soul grants yourself and heal target with temporary mini-crits and passive healing for 10 seconds(Quick-fix healing speed) -On Death: Medic drops any collected souls that can be picked up by the enemy, granting them 5 seconds of guaranteed crits

Sniper Idea: "The Recon's comrade" +On hit: Outlines the enemy for 10 seconds and target takes mini-crit damage +On headshot: Outlines the enemy for 15 seconds and target takes critical damage +Weapon makes no noise when firing +No hit marks from enemies that are hit(Those red marks that show up when you take damage from enemy gunfire) -95% reduced damage

Spy idea: "The Hardhat's headache" +Sapped Sentries will target the enemy +Sapped dispensers will heal your team +Sapped teleporters are now 2-way and work for your team +Reduced Sapper damage (Destroys buildings slower) -Sapped sentries deal 33% less damage -Sapped dispensers do not restore ammo -Sapped teleporters have a 50% increased cooldown -100% Sapper durability

It makes the rap assassin look like God tier.

current sandman is too weak and there are two ways to fix it. way 1: remove the reduced max health for a more fitting downside like slower swing speed and remove the nonexistent slow effect to focus on the damage of the ball. way 2: replace the slow effect with marked for death which combos well with the cleaver

Bro we need Jakks Pacific to maie TF2 action figures.

@UponFurtherReviewPodcast made a stream about this video with some other guys. They say that they want to have you on to talk about the video and the disagreements they have about it. I think it'll be nice debate to watch with you in it.

I remember playing (16 years ago) on Lotus Clan's 24/7 vanilla Dustbowl server and in the evenings it was always full up with regulars, to the point that if you wanted to get in you bought a monthly membership to be able to get in. It was a great community of regulars who knew each other and talked continuously to each other, and there were no ads at all. Then "Competative" and "Matchmaking" came out and the community servers practically died overnight. The only community servers left now are so full of BS, RTD, Bots, Cheaters, and abusive admins that TF2 is painful to play anymore. Pity Overwatch 2 is just worse. The original Overwatch was at least an escape from the swamp that TF2 became. But this kind of BS is the norm in MMOs and PvP games, especially the F2P ones. I've practically stopped playing anywhere near what I did in the glory days of TF2 and Overwatch. I just don't need the ulcers they give me these days.

How does that not cause an integer overflow?

I started playing in 2016, but now I'm under the belief that matchmaking and quickplay quickly ruined the game's image for something made in 2007. I'm always playing on community servers these days. And yet I'm still annoyed at the fact that some servers still bring up the MOTD whenever you die (which happens to be the same exact one you see on many servers with this one video), and seemingly this only happens in TF2 and not other Source MP games. In fact, I'd be much happier if everyone went back to playing a 2007 build of the game since Valve won't revert it back to that version for the main game for us.

Been playing TF2 since 2010/2011 and I gotta disagree straight up, quickplay had its flaws but its genuinely better than what we have now. Plus day 1 of matchmaking being added immediately resulted in spinbotting appearing in the game lol. There has literally been zero upsides to the matchmaking system.

Bro fell off 💀

Genuine opinion: neither. Just turn it into CSS

In my head canon Pyro is a Dragqueen from Lichtenstein

Personally, I just miss being able to call votescrambles because sometimes matches are *_horrendously_* unbalanced.

Ok gramps

(Voice) MEDIC!

Heavy has very little legs they should move much faster than Bostonian baby man's